May 1st Illegal Alien Boycott - I'm all broken up about it!!!

Tomorrow might just be a great time to get your shopping done. The illegal aliens aren't likely to be in your way. I was going to write something more in depth about this but I find this article to be good enough. Plus, I'm running a tad late. I have to go do my part to keep the illegals who have actually been caught committing crimes locked up so your tax dollar can keep paying to support them.

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Handy New Blog...

Jon King (of Paco Villa fame) is copy/ pasting with reckless abandon to keep the correctional community informed!!! His new blog is your one stop shopping place for all things doRc!!!

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Why I Hate the Loony Left.

Everyone in out great nation has a right to dissent and not all democrats are bad people. Hell, there are a few I may even consider voting for (Zel Miller for example). But at what point does your dissent become just plain treason? Did any of these folks cross the line?

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Original author(s) of the above photos unknown.

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Things that burn my ass #3

This one is short and sweet:

People who buy 8000 dollars worth of groceries and wait until the total is tallied up to start writing their check! Let's have some respect people! I need to get home and see what my TiVo recorded!!!

Stay tuned!!!

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Bars on My Window

Bars on my window
Cage me within
This world of filth
Violence and sin

Cage me within
a beast in a cage
As I peer though
it fills me with rage

A beast in a cage
Ive lost some of me
Im nothing like
who I used to be

Ive lost some of me
in this sea of hate
Oh, how I wish
I could exit the gate

In this sea of hate
the cold wind blows
I can stare only through
the bars on my window.

Copyright 2006 by Mike Lee

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Some more great imagery!!!

Here is a site worthy of a view. It contains a flash animation with a good many great images of our troups set to the them from the movie Gladiator. Relax, enjoy it for a couple minutes, regardless of your take on the war:

http://objflicks.com/GladiatorAmericanStyle.htm

Also on the imagery front:

I have posted some of my images on a site called the Morguefile. Morguefile is a place to get open license stock photos for any sort of project you might need them for. A lady by the name of Elizabeth Strauss found a use for one of my waterfall images on her blog. I figured the least I could do was link her up...

http://lettingmebe.blogspot.com/

The post itself:

http://lettingmebe.blogspot.com/2006/04/hope-is-waterfall.html

Your humble blogger is flattered!

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Ok one more silly little game...

Picture if you will; it's almost closing time at your friendly neighborhood Wal-mart (or Super Wal-mart). You walk up to the checkout counter with 3 distinctive items that are totally going to freak the cashier out! What are they? You can use any quantity of each item but only 3 different items. Some examples:

An ink pen, a writing tablet, rope.

Sleeping pills, a tarp, an axe.

15 gallons of prune juice, hip waders, a pressure washer.

Shovel, chainsaw, jumbo box of hefty bags.

I'll only impose one other rule: Stay off anything that will lead down a road to pedophilia or child abuse. Just not cool and none of us need a knock on the door by the FBI. Let's see what ya'll got...

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Things that burn my ass #2

Everyone's driving but my own.

George Carlin once asked, "Have you ever noticed that everyone in the world who drives slower than you is an ass and everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?"

How true can you get? I can expand on it a bit with some of my highway peeves:
Passing lanes:
Why does the average jerk feel the need to use exactly the full amount of the passing lane to get the job done, whether it's a mile long or 400 feet?
Why does the same jerk then slow down to a speed slower than the guy he just passed as soon as the passing lane is over.
Tailgaters:
Self explanatory. Go the hell around or back the hell off
Turn signals:
Here's an idea; use the damn things
Cell phones:
Pull the hell over before you kill someone. I have bad news. The world doesn't need you all that badly. It'll keep turning if stop your car to engage in whatever idol chit-chat you feel you must.

Ok, done for now.

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Illegal Imigration; The Quiz

As the debate on illegal immigration heats, this Pop Quiz will help measure ones "liberalism quotient"---the opposite of intelligence--- on this vital issue:

1. Illegal immigration is:
( ) Desperately needed by liberals in order to win elections
( ) A misnomer...they are actually undocumented Democrats!
( ) Mexico's chief export
( ) NOT a threat to U.S. homeland security. Why would Mexican peasants destroy the land of free gravy and tacos?

2. Border security should be:
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce AND More Democrats
( ) Turned over to Vicente Fox in the name of Diversity and Inclusiveness
( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the U.S.

3. The proposed fence between the U.S. and Mexico is:
( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities
( ) Unconstitutional because it discriminates against Mexicans too fat to climb over a fence
( ) "Pork Barrel " in Red States, but economic necessity in blue states

4. The proposed Guest Worker Program:
( ) Is illegal if it prevents Mexicans from collecting welfare and/or food stamps
( ) Will work if the workers are required to join a labor union
( ) Should include free health care, driver's licenses, college degrees, and interest-free mortgages for Mexicans
( ) Sounds like amnesty, but Mexicans here illegally deserve amnesty!

Spanish Vs. English: New Mexican immigrants should:
( ) Be required to continue with Spanish as their only language because DNC has printed 30 million ballots in Spanish for the 2008 election
( ) Be kept English-illiterate to avoid exposure to GOP lies and propaganda
( ) Be taught vital English words and phrases like welfare, food stamps, ACLU, racism, class-action lawsuit, Vote Democrat! and the like, ASAP.

NOTE: In the true spirit of liberalism there are no wrong answers to the above quiz. Please give yourself an A+, pat yourself on the back, and go play a game of soccer (don't keep score though)

Special thanks to Swoose for hitting yet another home run!!!

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Wind and Wire

Wind through wire
a melancholy song
why am I here
I don't belong

A melancholy song
music to my ears
I drift in time
to earlier years

Music to my ears
a song of pain
of innocence lost
of sanity drained

A song of pain
here in the dark
I think of how life
missed the mark

Here in the dark
life's lost it's fire
I listen to the sound
of wind through wire.

Copyright 2006 by Mike Lee

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