The World According to Mike: Ok one more silly little game...

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Ok one more silly little game...

Picture if you will; it's almost closing time at your friendly neighborhood Wal-mart (or Super Wal-mart). You walk up to the checkout counter with 3 distinctive items that are totally going to freak the cashier out! What are they? You can use any quantity of each item but only 3 different items. Some examples:

An ink pen, a writing tablet, rope.

Sleeping pills, a tarp, an axe.

15 gallons of prune juice, hip waders, a pressure washer.

Shovel, chainsaw, jumbo box of hefty bags.

I'll only impose one other rule: Stay off anything that will lead down a road to pedophilia or child abuse. Just not cool and none of us need a knock on the door by the FBI. Let's see what ya'll got...

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5 Comments:

At 4/07/2006 9:25 AM, Blogger Mike said...

Big Mo's mom beat that one all to hell (at least for the ladies):

green jello, fruit cocktail, anti-freeze

Can I get a YIKES!!!

 
At 4/07/2006 7:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A video camera , Duct tape, and a huge blue tarp

 
At 4/07/2006 7:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bag of flour, womens XXXL underwear, and 32 valium

 
At 4/07/2006 7:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A TV dinner , a bottle of suave lotion, and a Teen beat magazie

 
At 4/07/2006 7:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A black leather belt, a bar stool, and a can of gold spray paint

 

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