Things that burn my ass #2

Everyone's driving but my own.

George Carlin once asked, "Have you ever noticed that everyone in the world who drives slower than you is an ass and everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?"

How true can you get? I can expand on it a bit with some of my highway peeves:
Passing lanes:
Why does the average jerk feel the need to use exactly the full amount of the passing lane to get the job done, whether it's a mile long or 400 feet?
Why does the same jerk then slow down to a speed slower than the guy he just passed as soon as the passing lane is over.
Tailgaters:
Self explanatory. Go the hell around or back the hell off
Turn signals:
Here's an idea; use the damn things
Cell phones:
Pull the hell over before you kill someone. I have bad news. The world doesn't need you all that badly. It'll keep turning if stop your car to engage in whatever idol chit-chat you feel you must.

Ok, done for now.

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Stumble It!