The World According to Mike: Quick Definition

Friday, April 15, 2005

Quick Definition

Slow Speed Yo-Yo Operator:
The job G. Gordon Liddy says any prison guard would qualify for if he or she wasn't a prison guard. This is based on his opinion that prison guards have the intellect of half a glass of water.
(source: Hannity and Colmes show, Fox News Channel)

Mr. Liddy,

If my intellect is that of half a glass of water your's is that of an amoeba within said glass. You sir are living proof that law degrees were once available in a box along with caramel pop-corn and peanuts.

Disclaimer: The preceding has been the opinion of the author and is not intended to be published as fact. It is quite possible that G. Gordon Liddy does in fact have the intellect of two amoebas combined.

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1 Comments:

At 4/15/2005 3:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right on! He can say that all he wants, but he sure does make a good living now bustin' our balls all over the radio! Nixon is one of my favorite presidents, if there is a bright spot to this issue!

 

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